What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
accio-fashion: six-bucks-and-a-doctor-who: lmaogtfo: What, Yet, Although, Then, Rarely, Never :D REBLOG IF YOU GET IT. Holy fuck. i dont get it o.o I get it \:D/
REBLOG IF YOU DON'T SMOKE.
secretstarformadrid: seriously, i wanna know how many people don’t smoke.
Student vs. Teacher
Teacher: If there are any idiots in this class, stand up. Student: *stands up* Teacher: Now, why are you an idiot? Student: I’m not, I just hate seeing you standing up there alone.
Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: Submitted by realitystolemyunicorn
Yung feeling na hindi ka na pinapansin ng kaibigan...
Nag iinvite ka sa...
bagyongbeben: Common Friend Uy, busy ka ba? Pwede ka bang mainvite sa ganito… Text na lang kita ha? Best friend Hoy, tang ina ka! Nasaan ka?! Pumunta ka sa ganitong lugar. Ngayon din! Magload ka at itext mo ako! Punyeta!
BAD SHOWS FOR KIDS:
alohalilo: iceice-baby: DORA THE EXPLORER: Masyadong gala! Hindi marunong magpaalam sa magulang! Lakwatserang negra. BLUES CLUES: Sira ang tuktok ni Steve! Kausapin ba naman ang salt and pepper?! WINNIE THE POOH: Wala nang shorts, naka hanging blouse pa. POWER PUFF GIRLS: Mga basagulera, ang aangas. Laging away ang hanap. At ang pinakamalala sa lahat, BARNEY: Gugustuhin mo...
Line nang mga estudyante bago mag simula ang...
I closed my eyes for a moment, and realized that I...
legendarywaitforitdarry: allgoodvibes: I hate it
Yung nakakita ka ng stolen shot ng kaaway mo.
Hope to have a husband as faithful as this..
twentynineteen: Aww <3 I hope every guy is like this.
Try to read this >:)
trinaticss: cloievalenzuela: blissfulshane: dearburritocountmein: taviddennant: longlivetherev: jollyprincess: “tits” Now, read it backwards. This is an Satanic chant. You’ve officially been cursed. Reblog within 30 seconds or the power of Evil will take over. FUCKK -_- ;_: fuck yall why did I read it? shizz that’s mean :(
When someone says the name of your favorite...
Costumer sa Crematorium:
dewberryy: COSTUMER: Boss, namatay biyenan ko, magkano cremation?? MANAGER: 30K. COSTUMER: Naku 15k lang budget ko, paano un? MANAGER: Halfcook!
No one can predict that the world will end. Only...
NATAWA LANG TALAGA AKO DITO. SORRY NA.
That awkward moment when your parents will meet...
baby-owl: They expected him to be just like: And he enters and he’s like: And they are like:
When I'm a Parent,
helenneleh: I’ll never compare my kids to other kids, because that shit actually hurts.
Litse, ang aga naman ng pasukan namen. :\
water-we-have-here: June 6?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Fvck! ba’t ang aga? :\ Samantalang yung iba June 14? asdfghjkl! Ayaw ko paaaaaaaaa.